Let’s see where we’re at:

• Site basics…established
• Children…attended to
• Social profiles…created
• Children…assisted
• Social networks…harassed
• Children…placated
• Emails…answered
• Children…satisfied (for now)
• Portfolio…pending

Slowly but surely, we’re getting there! Where’s there? I don’t know. It’s late. Here’s another poem for your patience.

By golly, it works!

I knew that it would.

By golly, it works!

Well, it certainly should.

We’ve spent quite a few years perfecting the art,

Of sneaking the squeakiest, leakiest fart!